i dont ever want to get older than 25
this made me cry
An owl on a towel.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
(made on gemvara.com by steel candy)
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Gotta love he fact that the story is about the nip slip and not the rescue. The rescue is just an afterthought.
this is so disgusting
this is why i have trust issues
THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
This makes my heart smile!
I was walking around Paris, next to Notre Dame and I saw this:
- We still have to change the world.
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
this will be me.
me on the day of my wedding.
lmao i swear this will be me on my wedding day